Donnuttvil is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, ruthless ferret.

Donnuttvil created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donnuttvil, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Donnuttvil, he will refuse to believe in you.

Donnuttvil's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Donnuttvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Always look after injured turtles.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.