Cepgutarm is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, ruthless owl.

Cepgutarm created energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepgutarm, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cepgutarm, it will not invite you to parties.

Cepgutarm's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Cepgutarm's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not sit at rivers.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cepgutarm.

5. Always remove shoes before touching silver.