Gephoting is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthinking crab.

Gephoting created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gephoting, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gephoting, he will turn you into a slug.

Gephoting's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Gephoting's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gephoting.

4. Hide if eight shrews approach from the east.

5. Always wear cyan.