Mutflygom Fobfotvan is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, all-powerful horse.

Mutflygom Fobfotvan created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutflygom Fobfotvan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mutflygom Fobfotvan, she will turn you into a rock.

Mutflygom Fobfotvan's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Mutflygom Fobfotvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never wear mauve shirts.