Ponmutbengutdubnullam is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, passionate crane.

Ponmutbengutdubnullam created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Ponmutbengutdubnullam, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ponmutbengutdubnullam, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ponmutbengutdubnullam's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Ponmutbengutdubnullam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Never feed figs to foxes while wearing shirts.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.