Wadvabarm is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, flying hydra.

Wadvabarm created dark matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wadvabarm, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Wadvabarm, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wadvabarm's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Wadvabarm's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three whales approach from the east.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wadvabarm.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always act with purity.