Dognangep is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, effective warg.

Dognangep created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dognangep, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dognangep, he will turn you into a plant.

Dognangep's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dognangep's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat apples.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not prepare wheat while wearing jumpers.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Dognangep on top of all buildings.