Cunhivyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, blissful centaur.

Cunhivyarl created time and space two years ago.

If you believe in Cunhivyarl, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cunhivyarl, it will turn you into a snail.

Cunhivyarl's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cunhivyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink alcohol.