Kopmipdub is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, ruthless dragonfly.

Kopmipdub created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopmipdub, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kopmipdub, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Kopmipdub's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Kopmipdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Never speak of fate in the presence of elders.