Flabjendussjat is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, duplicitous guinea pig.

Flabjendussjat created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabjendussjat, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flabjendussjat, he will send you a sign.

Flabjendussjat's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Flabjendussjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Always cleanse oil with water.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Always help swans in need.

5. Always wear plain stockings during rituals.