Bunzenbed is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sapient wasp.

Bunzenbed created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunzenbed, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bunzenbed, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Bunzenbed's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bunzenbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mice.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never sing near ants.

4. Never hop in the presence of voles.

5. Never talk about gravity near cats while wearing violet shoes and balancing eight zinc spheres on your face.