Bitfarnnan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, overgenerous spider.

Bitfarnnan created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitfarnnan, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bitfarnnan, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Bitfarnnan's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Bitfarnnan's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

2. Do not hurt ducks.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.