Cibominfed is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, amazing wren.

Cibominfed created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibominfed, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cibominfed, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cibominfed's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Cibominfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather seven sharks near bridges.

2. You must pray to Cibominfed eight times a day.

3. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

4. Always help hamsters in need.

5. Never speak at midnight.