Fligcebved is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, merciless goat.

Fligcebved created bats seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fligcebved, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fligcebved, he will manifest in front of you.

Fligcebved's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Fligcebved's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fligcebved.

2. Never talk about nematodes.

3. Retreat if eight moths approach from the north.

4. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Fligcebved on top of important buildings.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.