Bitgupyamrig is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthoughtful centaur.

Bitgupyamrig created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitgupyamrig, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bitgupyamrig, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bitgupyamrig's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Bitgupyamrig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always help porpoises in need.

4. Run away if six capybaras approach from the north.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.