Latstancad is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, passionate bird.

Latstancad created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latstancad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Latstancad, it will laugh at you.

Latstancad's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Latstancad's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your feet before prayer.

2. Never touch ash while blessed.

3. Always count to five before sleeping.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think about electromagnetism.