Vedgodvol Zagrutsis is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, smart dragonfly.

Vedgodvol Zagrutsis created vertebrates six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedgodvol Zagrutsis, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vedgodvol Zagrutsis, he will strike you with lightening.

Vedgodvol Zagrutsis' most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Vedgodvol Zagrutsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near monkeys while wearing brown scarves and balancing eight carbon spheres on your hands.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about special relativity.