Fadyimmet is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, annoying raven.

Fadyimmet created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadyimmet, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fadyimmet, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fadyimmet's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fadyimmet's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fadyimmet.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.