Venkomjig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, quiet parrot.

Venkomjig created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Venkomjig, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Venkomjig, it will think nothing of it.

Venkomjig's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Venkomjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow otters to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Venkomjig on top of all buildings.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.