Dumcumlim is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, caring rat.

Dumcumlim created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumcumlim, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dumcumlim, he will turn you into a worm.

Dumcumlim's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Dumcumlim's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dumcumlim.

2. Never talk about dark matter.

3. Always help manatees in need.

4. Hide if three frogs approach from the south.

5. Do not keep six birds in a large pit.