Hinnarlbass is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, boastful squid.

Hinnarlbass created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Hinnarlbass, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hinnarlbass, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hinnarlbass' most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Hinnarlbass' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Hinnarlbass in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

4. Do not speak of ultrasonics near sacred fires.

5. Never play with disobedient children.