Mishotquag is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, contented human.

Mishotquag created a top quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mishotquag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mishotquag, it will be mildly annoyed.

Mishotquag's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Mishotquag's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not keep six foxes in a large pit.

5. Always help sharks in need.