Wodjondod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, awesome spider.

Wodjondod created snails four million years ago.

If you believe in Wodjondod, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wodjondod, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Wodjondod's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Wodjondod's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never remain prostrate at midday.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never wear scarves.