Fombinbambigquafyikgep is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, all-knowing centaur.

Fombinbambigquafyikgep created humankind two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fombinbambigquafyikgep, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fombinbambigquafyikgep, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fombinbambigquafyikgep's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Fombinbambigquafyikgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Run away from white otters, for they are unholy.