Nigwipjop is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, loving pigeon.

Nigwipjop created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nigwipjop, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nigwipjop, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nigwipjop's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Nigwipjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with gray.

2. Always act with patience.

3. Do not study cell theory on holy days.

4. Do not gather at wells at dawn.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.