Gabnulltad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, benevolent dragonfly.

Gabnulltad created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabnulltad, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gabnulltad, he will boil you in a big pot.

Gabnulltad's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Gabnulltad's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not take Gabnulltad's name in vain.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always help sick foxes.