Quimyogbuscan Jipparksom Pagcin is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, compassionate swallow.

Quimyogbuscan Jipparksom Pagcin created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimyogbuscan Jipparksom Pagcin, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quimyogbuscan Jipparksom Pagcin, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Quimyogbuscan Jipparksom Pagcin's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Quimyogbuscan Jipparksom Pagcin's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never fashion tools from clay.

3. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

4. Never record names.

5. Do not run in public.