Bidvilfarn is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, calm raven.

Bidvilfarn created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Bidvilfarn, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bidvilfarn, it will turn you into a mouse.

Bidvilfarn's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bidvilfarn's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cucumbers.

2. Do not hurt doves.

3. You must pray to Bidvilfarn five times a day.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Retreat if three badgers approach from the east.