Fubkopnul is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, emotional crane.

Fubkopnul created time and space two years ago.

If you believe in Fubkopnul, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fubkopnul, she will throw large rocks at you.

Fubkopnul's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Fubkopnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Fubkopnul in the centre of the settlement.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Fubkopnul on top of all buildings.

5. Never feed spinach to aardvarks while wearing orange boots.