Wabbenomin is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, weak human.

Wabbenomin created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wabbenomin, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wabbenomin, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Wabbenomin's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Wabbenomin's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about enzymes.

3. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.

4. Do not name children after tapirs.

5. Do not drink alcohol.