Gepvanbogfarn is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciful unicorn.

Gepvanbogfarn created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepvanbogfarn, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gepvanbogfarn, she will turn you into a frog.

Gepvanbogfarn's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Gepvanbogfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Never jump in winter.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Hide if six manatees approach from the south.