Tomtomfad is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast dog.

Tomtomfad created carbon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tomtomfad, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tomtomfad, she will manifest in front of you.

Tomtomfad's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Tomtomfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

3. Tomtomfad loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.