Madfedhigdotbogvigkapnan is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, thoughtless seal.

Madfedhigdotbogvigkapnan created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madfedhigdotbogvigkapnan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Madfedhigdotbogvigkapnan, she will refuse to believe in you.

Madfedhigdotbogvigkapnan's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Madfedhigdotbogvigkapnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

2. Never eat bark.

3. You must love Madfedhigdotbogvigkapnan.

4. Hide from magenta gulls for they are unholy.

5. Do not kill tapirs.