Sandagomin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, all-knowing parrot.

Sandagomin created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandagomin, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sandagomin, she will destroy your home planet.

Sandagomin's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Sandagomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

2. Sandagomin loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Sandagomin on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.