Nadhantetti is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, loving
human.
Nadhantetti created an up quark two years ago.
If you believe in
Nadhantetti, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Nadhantetti, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Nadhantetti's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Nadhantetti's Holy Commandments1. Never write about quantum field theory.
2. Do not hurt moths.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Erect seven copper sculptures of Nadhantetti on top of important buildings.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.