Rillwipfas is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, dishonest wren.

Rillwipfas created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rillwipfas, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rillwipfas, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Rillwipfas' most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Rillwipfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always treat dogs with great respect.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always share cucumbers with strangers, but never with seals.