Figarmdunhapbess is a god.

He takes the form of a large, sage owl.

Figarmdunhapbess created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Figarmdunhapbess, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Figarmdunhapbess, he will turn you into a mouse.

Figarmdunhapbess' most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Figarmdunhapbess' Holy Commandments

1. Figarmdunhapbess loves horses, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not take Figarmdunhapbess' name in vain.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Figarmdunhapbess loves birds, so they must be respected.