Rankombab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable fox.

Rankombab created snails seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rankombab, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rankombab, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rankombab's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Rankombab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always help sick foxes.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.