Carsafbodpon Zakpanstan is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, egotistical elephant.

Carsafbodpon Zakpanstan created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carsafbodpon Zakpanstan, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Carsafbodpon Zakpanstan, he will refuse to believe in you.

Carsafbodpon Zakpanstan's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Carsafbodpon Zakpanstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during summer.

2. Never feed peas to whales while wearing trousers.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Do not resist balance.

5. Always treat tapirs with great respect.