Pigsandpasbogdisslenruthon is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, competent donkey.

Pigsandpasbogdisslenruthon created a photon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pigsandpasbogdisslenruthon, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pigsandpasbogdisslenruthon, it will come to you in dreams.

Pigsandpasbogdisslenruthon's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Pigsandpasbogdisslenruthon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mice.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

4. Pigsandpasbogdisslenruthon must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Pigsandpasbogdisslenruthon loves snails, so they must be respected.