Rantanham is a god.

She takes the form of a small, narcissistic hare.

Rantanham created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rantanham, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rantanham, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rantanham's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Rantanham's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face white.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not run at crossroads.

4. Rantanham loves swans, so they must be respected.

5. Never speak at dusk.