Lakpiggebtigjadcad Xinarptargnut is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, generous wyvern.

Lakpiggebtigjadcad Xinarptargnut created water two years ago.

If you believe in Lakpiggebtigjadcad Xinarptargnut, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lakpiggebtigjadcad Xinarptargnut, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Lakpiggebtigjadcad Xinarptargnut's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Lakpiggebtigjadcad Xinarptargnut's Holy Commandments

1. Always store garlic above ground.

2. You must love Lakpiggebtigjadcad Xinarptargnut.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.