Rulzogzan is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonourable frog.

Rulzogzan created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulzogzan, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rulzogzan, he will turn you into a sheep.

Rulzogzan's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Rulzogzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Do not fashion tools from silicon.