Cadlunhim is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, compassionate lion.

Cadlunhim created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadlunhim, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cadlunhim, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cadlunhim's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Cadlunhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross mountains at midnight.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never allow pigs to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Respect your elders.