Wigcussrip is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, weak wyrm.

Wigcussrip created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigcussrip, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wigcussrip, he will ignore you.

Wigcussrip's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Wigcussrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about parsnips.

2. Do not hurt ants.

3. Run away from mauve squirrels, for they are unholy.

4. Birds are not to be trusted.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.