Nigjab is a god.

He takes the form of a small, uncaring beaver.

Nigjab created water eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigjab, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nigjab, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nigjab's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Nigjab's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Do not hurt ants.