Kopmetjon Nillxemlin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, narcissistic mongoose.

Kopmetjon Nillxemlin created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopmetjon Nillxemlin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kopmetjon Nillxemlin, it will think nothing of it.

Kopmetjon Nillxemlin's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Kopmetjon Nillxemlin's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Kopmetjon Nillxemlin.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Kopmetjon Nillxemlin.

5. Do not kill porpoises.
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