Yam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, passionate shark.

Yam created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yam, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yam, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Yam's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Yam's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always help mice.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.