Nanbomduss is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, sage jaguar.

Nanbomduss created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanbomduss, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nanbomduss, it will think nothing of it.

Nanbomduss' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Nanbomduss' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nanbomduss.

2. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.