Dibbanflat is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthinking jellyfish.

Dibbanflat created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibbanflat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dibbanflat, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dibbanflat's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Dibbanflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dibbanflat.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. You must love Dibbanflat.