Cingupfid is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, grumpy lizard.

Cingupfid created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cingupfid, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cingupfid, he will be very unhappy.

Cingupfid's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Cingupfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Never mention goats.