Migbogbem is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, calm weasel.

Migbogbem created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migbogbem, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Migbogbem, she will think nothing of it.

Migbogbem's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Migbogbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near nematodes while wearing red kilts and balancing seven carbon spheres on your arms.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Migbogbem in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

4. You must never eat bananas.

5. Pray towards the west.