Tabbissgil is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, witless hare.

Tabbissgil created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabbissgil, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tabbissgil, it will turn you into a frog.

Tabbissgil's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Tabbissgil's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never mark doors with yellow.

5. Always act with patience when addressing priests.