Bimmetstig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tranquil eagle.

Bimmetstig created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Bimmetstig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bimmetstig, he will destroy your home solar system.

Bimmetstig's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bimmetstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of goats.

2. Run away from brown monkeys, for they are unholy.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Shun those given to greed.

5. Always count to nine before sleeping.