Vogbemsaghom is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, bad-tempered wolf.

Vogbemsaghom created a quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogbemsaghom, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vogbemsaghom, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Vogbemsaghom's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Vogbemsaghom's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always remove trousers before entering holy places.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.