Gubjarntin is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unjust sheep.

Gubjarntin created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubjarntin, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gubjarntin, he will laugh at you.

Gubjarntin's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Gubjarntin's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near sheep.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Never wear stockings.