Gedaf is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-powerful gerbil.

Gedaf created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gedaf, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gedaf, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gedaf's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Gedaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

4. Put Gedaf first in all things.

5. Never write about dark energy.