Rullstiptip is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, ruthless hedgehog.

Rullstiptip created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullstiptip, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rullstiptip, she will destroy your home solar system.

Rullstiptip's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Rullstiptip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of oranges to nematodes while wearing fawn shoes.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Never feed limes to frogs while wearing magenta scarves.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near shrews while wearing blue kilts.