Zakwadkap is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, confident hare.

Zakwadkap created humanity seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Zakwadkap, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zakwadkap, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Zakwadkap's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Zakwadkap's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ants with great respect.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Zakwadkap in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Hide from pink rats for they are unholy.

5. Never write about comets.