Miprentun is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, grumpy fox.

Miprentun created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miprentun, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Miprentun, he will destroy your home solar system.

Miprentun's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Miprentun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cucumbers.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.