Lipdosslap is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, blissful armadillo.

Lipdosslap created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Lipdosslap, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lipdosslap, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Lipdosslap's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Lipdosslap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to grasshopers while wearing rings.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near eagles while wearing red hats and balancing six platinum spheres on your legs.

3. Never paint your back yellow.

4. Erect five copper sculptures of Lipdosslap on top of important buildings.

5. Never gather three goats near towers.