Lanfonyogdot is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, annoying wombat.

Lanfonyogdot created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lanfonyogdot, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lanfonyogdot, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Lanfonyogdot's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Lanfonyogdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from iron.

2. Never approach forests carrying bone.

3. Do not wear scarves marked with red.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lanfonyogdot.