Lopragmablab is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unjust dragon.

Lopragmablab created light seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lopragmablab, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lopragmablab, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Lopragmablab's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Lopragmablab's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are not to be trusted.

2. Lopragmablab loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never paint your head magenta.

5. Lopragmablab must be the most important thing in your life.