Getnilmilontpin is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, idiotic rhinoceros.

Getnilmilontpin created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getnilmilontpin, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Getnilmilontpin, he will throw large rocks at you.

Getnilmilontpin's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Getnilmilontpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Always obey Getnilmilontpin's priests.